Ray LaMontagne and Lesbian Lovers

So, Brian and I went to the Paramount Theatre in Oakland to catch Ray LaMontagne in concert. For those of you who have been to the Paramount, you know what the seating is like. If not I'll explain.

With the stage down at the bottom, each row gradually steps up, kind of like a stadium. Basically, when you are sitting in your seat, your knees are roughly mid head level to the person below you. Furthermore, the rows are so cramped and packed together that your knees are literally 1-2 inches from the head of a person sitting normally in their seat below you.

A few minutes into the opening act, the couple right below us began feeling each other up in ways only people on ecstasy do. We kinda giggled at it in the beginning, until they started making out so hard that they were bumping their heads into our knees. At this point, Brian had to kind of spread his knees out so they wouldn't bump him. Unfortunately, when he did this, they chose to take advantage of the extra space and make out with their heads literally between his knees.

Needless to say, it was somewhat distracting. Fortunately, by the time Ray came on, one of the girls had zonked out, so all was mostly calm.

It was an AMAZING show. He is by far, the best artist I have ever, ever seen. If you have never heard his music, I strongly suggest you check him out.

Not only that, but Brian now has a cool story to tell about the time two lesbians made out between his thighs while his girlfriend watched.

Hells yes.